Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor, Bollywood's latest celebrity couple, are said to be headed for Splitsville (Don't you just love cliches? They're so familiar and usable). The couple are said to be bickering constantly with some reports even stating that Ranbir has already called quits on the relationship.
The main reason for the split seems to be the fact that both parties are over-protective twits. Ranbir is reportedly jealous of Deepika's friendships within the Indian cricket team, this jealousy seems to have been compounded after the recent release of pictures taken for a mens mag in which a scantily clad Deepika is seen trying to force herself on Upen Patel (In his dreams!), meanwhile Deepika is jealous of how close Ranbir is with his childhood friend Sonam Kapoor.
... It must suck dating someone in the film industry. Sure they'll be hot... But at the end of the day they make out with people who are better looking, richer and more famous than you (me), for a LIVING.
I don't think I could handle that.
Imagine...
Me: Hi Honey.
Priyanka Chopra: Hi.
Me: So what did you do today?
Priyanka: Oh, y'know... the usual things. Jumped off a building. Filmed a sex scene. Slept with the director. You?
Me: Umm... I wrote on my blog... and played games online?
Priyanka: HaHa! You're such a loser!
Me: F*** you! Take that!
(After which I proceed to stab her in the eye repeatedly with my fork.)
... Yeah. Not pretty.
Hence I can never date an actress.
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