Reports say that Love Story 2050 star Harman Baweja, better known as Harry Baweja's spawn, better known as Priyanka Chopra's boyfriend took said girlfriend out on a romantic dinner recently. In order to make the dinner as romantic as possible, Harman proceeded to order bottle after bottle of expensive wine, this boosted the value of the bill to a princely 1 Lakh Rupees (Lakh = 100000). When Harman was presented with the bill he flourished his credit card with a massive smug grin on his face (I assume). A grin that said, I look like a paindoo that should be serving gol gappay on the side of the street instead... I'm tapping that. She was a Miss World y'know.
That grin was to be wiped off way too soon... the waiter came back and told Harman loudly and brashly in front of the entire restaurant, "You're credit card was de-(wait for it)-nied! Denied!". Harman Baweja started to cry like a little girl and Priyanka Chopra in a fit of pity for the blustering fool decided to foot the bill.
That's probably not exactly how it happened... But I thought I'd use my artistic license to try and create a more vivid picture (And to make Baweja Jr. look bad).
... I have no idea why I dislike him so much. I mean... I always dislike filmi kids... But my level of hate for Harman is... extreme.
I really, really hope Love Story 2050 flops. Firstly because it ripped off the fireball from the most awesome game of all time (i.e. Street Fighter) and secondly because of some nutjob commentor that finds any blog that even mentions Love Story 2050 and leaves this comment (Seriously, look on any blog),
Hey, I’m really looking forward to love story 2050…it is bollywoods first sci-fi movie !!! im sure Harman Baweja will be a huge super star and I cant wait to watch him star opposite Priyanka Chopra ….Check out the promos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-WxH09we88
... Eejit.
I bet it's Harry Baweja. I can imagine his tubby little fingers typing "Love Story 2050" into Google, before he starts pasting said message on any blog he can find.
I bet that tubby, beady eyed, fool is giggling to himself, thinking how smart he is. I bet he's thinking, "I can't make a movie to save my life. But damn, I know how to promote a movie. I'm so hip and new age. I wonder what that button does... Oh... Crap. I restarted the damn thing again."
I'm onto you Harry.
Oh. And Harry if you post that message here, I will find you. I will hunt you down, even if I have to invest my family's life savings, just to kick you in your most private of regions for being an annoying spammer.
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