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May 29, 2008

Kareena Kapoor is a sexy bunny...

Kareena2_2Mein Prem Ki Deewani Hoon star Kareena Kapoor's size zero figure has been garnishing praise from a lot of people in the film industry... for reasons unknown. Seriously... size zero is disgusting. Ooh! Check out my rib cage! Aren't I sexy?

... No, size zero women. You are not sexy. You in fact resemble crack whores. Crack whores that smoke way too much crack.

Anyway.

Kareena Kapoor's emaciated appearance has however garnered her an award. Kapoor has won the title of "The cutest vegetarian" in a poll conducted by the people-hating-animal-loving group, PETA.

In regards to her award Ms Kapoor said,

"If my fans are looking up to me and have turned vegetarian then I am happy about it. I am a pure vegetarian and it helps me keep fit and healthy. I am aware that my fans have liked my looks in Tashan and want to do something for themselves too. If they turn vegetarian for that then I am glad to be an example for them."

I hate vegetarians.

Actually I don't hate vegetarians. I hate "PETA vegetarians."

You know the type. The ones that keep reminding you about how awesome they are because they're not killing innocent and defenseless (read: stupid) animals and how soy burgers do taste as good as real burgers and how we could feed all the hungry people in the world if we just stopped eating meat.

You know how else we could feed all the hungry people in the world? By using PETA's advertising revenue.

Samurai_Sellout
SoggyCornflakes.com - Celebrities

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