Saif Ali Khan who is currently dating the queen of Bollywood (in her own mind), Kareena Kapoor, is said to be very possessive of his lady love. Especially after she has come under the spotlight for her new "sexy" body (replace "sexy" with "emaciated and deprived" to give yourself a good idea of how Ms. 
Kapoor looks).
Saif is reported to be stalking accompanying Kareena to the set of Billoo Barbar, Shah Rukh Khan's upcoming home brew movie, in which Kareena has agreed to do an item song. Saif has become such a regular pest fixture on set, that Shah Rukh asked him to take his role in the film.
While Saif laughed the joke off like a normal human being, Kareena reportedly went ape shit on him and was upset that Saif has "Made her look bad in front of Shah Rukh." She followed this up by grabbing Saif in a headlock before proceeding to break his neck... That last part didn't actually happen. I'm just trying to spice things up.
Still... I see no reason why Saif should be worried about Kareena. I mean... It's not like she ever dumped her boyfriend to go out with the hero of the movie she's currently acting in. Oh wait. She has.
That's why you're in the picture, right Saif?
ZING!!!
See what I did there? I totally burned Saif Ali Khan right there. Now I just need to find a way to make him read this.
Samurai_Sellout
SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities
Saif is riding high on these days.He proved himself that he isn’t far behind from other actors. I don’t want about his personal life.
Posted by: Misti | May 09, 2008 at 10:48 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahha...........that was the best. I am rolling on the floor, people around me are thinking 'what's wrong with this freak'
This one is a classic, someone show it to Saif please!! I am loving this one too much. Its awesomely written!
PS: For a minute I mistook you for Tigger, you guys have a very similar way of writing. I enjoy it a lot.
Posted by: sarah | May 11, 2008 at 07:00 AM
How can you say that Sarah?
The fact that my posts contain a modicum of humor and doesn't contain Shahid Kapur should distinguish it enough from the loser that is Tigger.
Posted by: Samurai_Sellout | May 13, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Shahid's the only distinguishing factor, sorry to disappoint ;)
Posted by: sarah | May 13, 2008 at 03:35 PM