Salman and Katrina: Making history... One bad movie at a time...

Salman Khan is set to star in Sanjay Leela Bhansali's upcoming Bajirao Mastani, a period film set in rural India, alongside real-life girlfriend, Katrina Kaif. Bhansali who is known to extract good performances from mediocre actors (Salman Khan and Aishwarya Rai in Hum DIl De Chuke Sanam) will have his work cut out with Katrina Kaif who's acting "ability" falls just short of Marilyn Monroe... current Marilyn Monroe... as in dead, decomposed Marilyn Monroe. Umm... May she rest in peace.

It wasn't supposed to be this tough for the opulent (read: wasteful and over-confident) Bhansali, who first offered the role to Aishwarya Rai and then to Kareena Kapoor before finally settling on Katrina Kaif.

I think Bhansali must have picked Katrina Kaif purely on her box office record. I mean... 1 flop in 10 films is quite impressive. It really tells you how far you can get in Bollywood with reasonable looks and no talent if you just somehow... merge... with the background.

Let's hope this film isn't as bad as the flop that was Saawariya... What was up with all the blue in that movie? I went in with such high expectations only to be faced with cinematography that wouldn't have looked out of place in a porno. I half expected the cast to rip off their clothes and indulge in a gang bang.

I was very disappointed. By the movie I mean. Not by the fact that they didn't have a gang bang...

...Why didn't they have a gang bang?

... Come to think of it, I'm also disappointed that they didn't have a gang bang.

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