Sunny Deol is set to reprise the role made famous by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard. The Man is the title of Sunny Deol's upcoming home production (And by home production, I mean... he produced it. Not that he's filming the movie at home with his cell phone camera. Only I'm cool enough to pull that off), and Sunny has somehow managed to reel in Shilpa Shetty for this guaranteed flop. Shilpa will play the "Whitney Houston" role, i.e. The spoilt star. Whether she'll be having bad sex with random people for cocaine is still undecided.
Sunny Deol is set to be putting his heart and soul into the movie and has made sure that Shilpa looks every inch the international celebrity that she is... set to play (*titter*... couldn't resist putting that in. Shilpa's about as big internationally as Andrea Barzagli. Who you ask? Exactly). Shilpa will wear designer brands and Sunny has even flown in a 2009 Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe for Shilpa.
Haha! Can you imagine Sunny Deol being a bodyguard? I mean... I'm pretty sure I could beat him up. Admittedly I'm a 6'2 muscle bound beast*... but, y'know whatever.
And a Rolls Royce? That's so 1950! Sunny, 2 words, May-Bach.
*This may or may not be true. It probably isn't.
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