Vidya Balan is a dirty drunk...

Vidya Balan is widely considered to be the best actress to come out of Bollywood since Rani Mukherji. She is also widely considered to be decent, homely and respectable (Read: A bhan-ji type). However Vidya Balan laughed in the face of all these labels by drinking herself out of her mind at a recent party.

The Kismat Connection star was invited to a bash in London last week and proceeded to confuse vodka with water as she sloshed around calling fellow party-goers all sorts of brilliantly fun names. As a blogger and thus a source of news lies for the world at large, I'd like to speculate on what she said.

"Ay, Kameenay!"

or

"Ay, Kuttay"

or

"Ay, Kuttay, Teri phen nu!"

or

"Eklavya was an eminently watchable picture, that deserved an Oscar nomination"

I think all the above quotes would indicate that Ms. Balan was *ahem* chemically inconvenienced...

I like drunk people. They make me laugh. Especially when they fall off balcony's. Oh, how I giggled when my friend Mike broke his legs and was sentenced to a lifetime of hobbling around like a 6 foot Gollum.

Hilarious.

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