Celina Jaitley has never been so wrong...

Celina Jaitley who has never been in a movie of note (Fine, she was in No Entry... But that was a load of pish... a meh movie if there ever was one. By "meh" I mean completely average in every single conceivable way), has compared herself to Bollywood legend Madhuri Dixit.

The "actress" says that like pre-Ek Do Teen Madhuri, she too is unappreciated despite appearing in an appreciable number of films flops.

However that's where the similarities end. Madhuri was a fine actress, a brilliant dancer and quite likable to boot. Not to mention far better looking than Ms. Jaitley.

Ms. Jaitley agrees and goes on to assert,

'But the whole world knows Celina Jaitley, I have a glamorous and sexy image. People recognize me all over the world, '

'I must have done a good job and that is the reason why I'm famous for my glamorous image. I have thousands of fans all over the world. People like the way I act and this image has given me a lot.

'There are many actors who've done multiple roles but still suffer from an identity crisis and, on the contrary, I need bodyguards all the time because of my status, '

How come so many people within Indian cinema come off as so detestable?

I mean... it's an interview, not frickin' cohabitation! You just have to pretend you're not an overpaid, under-worked douchebag for an hour... tops.

I mean... Even Lindsay Lohan comes across as a reasonably funny and intelligent person in her interviews. Even though everyone knows that at the end of the interview she spits on the interviewer before kicking her assistant in the groin for not ensuring that her water was exactly 6 degrees centigrade.

Seriously... Bollywood needs to find some PR pimps and soon.

Samurai_Sellout
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