Imran gets a Beemer...

Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na star, Imran Khan, has been gifted a BMW by his delighted uncle Aamir Khan following the success of his debut film.

The BMW retails at around 50 Lakhs (I'm guessing... ummm... 130,000 Dollars... Actually, I didn't guess that. I worked it out... In my head... and by in my head, I mean... my brain was sending signals to my hand to key in the numbers on my trusty scientific calculator) and is white in colour.

... Who buys white cars? They suck! They always get dirty so easily and if even a milliliter of bird poop manages to find its way onto the bonnet it looks as if an entire squadron of pigeons decided to conduct a raid on your car... Yeah... White cars suck. And if you don't agree than you clearly don't have a white car.

And getting a car just for one success? That's just asking for trouble! No one ever gave me a car when I got a good report. Ever. And I've had loads a couple one. Pfft. All I got was 5 hours on the internet. And not the "internet" internet. I had to use a computer with net nanny installed. Do you realize how frustrating it is, tying to find a way to disable that darned program?! And when you feel like you're on the verge of a breakthrough the browser shuts off because net nanny detected, "unsafe content."

... God, I hated her. An internet without free pornography is no internet at all.

... I'll bet Imran has internet in his new car. Internet without a nanny. Or at least GPS. GPS with a sexy voice giving out directions.

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