Bipasha Basu hates someone else now...

As we all know, Bipasha Basu is without doubt the most overrated actress in India. Despite the fact that she has never produced a performance that was beyond the level of a semi-intelligent chimp, she has been lauded as one of India's top actresses (And if you think I'm wrong use the comment thing-a-majig).

Her new found standing in Bollywood seems to have gone to her head as she seeks to force her authority onto every actress in Bollywood before she retires. However there is a refreshing change. The actress who she's fighting with this time, doesn't have a name that starts with a K (Unlike Katrina Kaif and Kareena Kapoor... who clearly do).

The new target of Bipasha's infantile behavior is her Bachna Ae Haseeno co-star, Deepika Padukone.

The seeds of the fight were sown after Deepika got jealous of Ranbir's constant effusive praise of Bipasha. The fight blossomed (I use fantastic metaphors) when Bipasha decided that she would walk the ramp with Ranbir Kapoor at the BAH premiere, because she was the "senior actress," regardless of the fact that Deepika was the leading lady of the movie... Y'know... because she ended up with Ranbir... at the end of the movie... Y'know... after he stopped acting like a douchebag, despite having the face of a startled chimp with a big nose... and being forgiven by the other two girls... Y'know...

Oops. Looks like I spoiled it for you. And by "spoiled it" I mean "saved your money." Because the movie sucks. And Yash Raj are greedy. That is all.

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