Bollywood's eternal bachelor has reached that stage of his life where you get two options,
1) Get cats. Hire hookers and/or gold-diggers. Die alone in a pool of your own drool and phlegm.
2) Marry a gold-digger. Have kids. Die happy in the knowledge that you'll be leaving those disgusting children of yours behind.
Salman Khan has (quite stupidly) decided to go with option 2. After being harangued about his marriage arrangements for the last 10 years, Salman has announced that he will get married next year and plans to introduce his spawn into the world ASAP.
He says,
"I will marry next year, I’m settling down in 2009 and would like to become a father immediately."
Awesome! However it would've been even more awesome, had he told his girlfriend that he would be making her his wife within the next 6 months.
When Singh is Kinng star, Katrina Kaif was told of Salman Khan's wedding plans she reacted with something approaching shock. And then she tried to laugh it off saying,
"I think Salman said whatever he wanted to say. Let people make of it whatever they want. I have never commented on the personal side in the media. I don't wish to start right now."
God, I hope these two get married. If only to get Katrina Kaif-Akshay Kumar jodi away from Bollywood. If I have to watch another movie of those two retards "acting"... I'll... I'll... Probably turn it off. Like I always do. Then watch it in five minute bursts. So as not scratch off my face due to the terrible acting.
This is obviously going on the presumption that Salman Khan forces Katrina Kaif to retire post-marriage. But I don't think there's any doubt he'll do that. Y'know... Because... It's Salman Khan. It's what he does.
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