What do yoga and drinking have in common?

They are both promoted by Shilpa Shetty.

Shilpa, known for roles in Dadhkan and Life in a...Metro, seems to have decided to give Bollywood a break and try other avenues for making money. She's appearing in some stops of the Unforgettable 'Bachchan' Tour and has recently released a DVD showing how relaxed Shilpa can look when she twists and turns on screen...basically, an instruction video on yoga.

Now she has also decided to branch into advertising, with her new product being Romanov Red Vodka, which seems to go against the very principles of yoga, which is promoting a healthy body and vodka, which is promoting an unhealthy balance of water and alcohol (two basic ingredients of vodka).

The only healthy message that Shilpa promoted was "Don't drink and drive," which any idiot knows. A more interesting message would be "Don't do yoga while drinking." You never know which stupid person might try and drink while in the lotus position.

When she isn't stretching or drinking herself into a stupor, Shilpa is also branching out into producing, she has plans to have Bipasha Basu and Akshay Kumar as her lead pair. We'll see how that goes...you may want to take a drink before going to her movie.

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