Ha! Not really. I just wanted to jazz it up a bit. Because... Y'know... Who cares if Salman Khan got food poisoning and is vomiting? He's like... 50 anyway. That's what 50 year olds do. They vomit and get old.
Anyway.
Salman Khan has got food poisoning and is holding up the shooting for his upcoming movie, Yuvraaj, due 
to his... ahem... Stomach problems (i.e. He's vomiting like Linda Blair in The Exorcist... Or like Tara Reid in real life).
A source says,
"Salman was not feeling well on his arrival on sets so he was resting for a while before starting his shooting."
"But then as he started vomiting continously, he decided it was pack up time for him for the day. He left the sets immediately to go home and take rest. It was a result of a stomach upset as he was heard saying so to the production members."
"Only a few days of shoot for Yuvraaj is left as the film is almost complete. But now with Salman's participation being a must in it, the shooting has been completely stopped until he gets well and ready to shoot. It may now happen in next month only."
Meh. It's just going to be a movie in which Salman Khan plays himself. Really loudly. And then he gets into "hilarious" scrapes stolen frame by frame from some mainstream Hollywood movie. After which he falls over repeatedly. At the end of the movie he learns an important lesson (Usually on controlling his anger), after which a girl who is young enough to be his daughter decides that he is definitely the man of her dreams. Apparently most 20 year olds dream of 50 year old men with thinning hair, bags under their eyes, pierced belly buttons and rapidly declining libido's.
...So basically like every Salman Khan movie of the last 10 years.
I genuinely believe that Salman Khan should stop making movies. Instead he can sit at home and re-release Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya every year with a different title.
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