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Bipasha Basu hates someone else now...

As we all know, Bipasha Basu is without doubt the most overrated actress in India. Despite the fact that she has never produced a performance that was beyond the level of a semi-intelligent chimp, she has been lauded as one of India's top actresses (And if you think I'm wrong use the comment thing-a-majig).

Her new found standing in Bollywood seems to have gone to her head as she seeks to force her authority onto every actress in Bollywood before she retires. However there is a refreshing change. The actress who she's fighting with this time, doesn't have a name that starts with a K (Unlike Katrina Kaif and Kareena Kapoor... who clearly do).

The new target of Bipasha's infantile behavior is her Bachna Ae Haseeno co-star, Deepika Padukone.

The seeds of the fight were sown after Deepika got jealous of Ranbir's constant effusive praise of Bipasha. The fight blossomed (I use fantastic metaphors) when Bipasha decided that she would walk the ramp with Ranbir Kapoor at the BAH premiere, because she was the "senior actress," regardless of the fact that Deepika was the leading lady of the movie... Y'know... because she ended up with Ranbir... at the end of the movie... Y'know... after he stopped acting like a douchebag, despite having the face of a startled chimp with a big nose... and being forgiven by the other two girls... Y'know...

Oops. Looks like I spoiled it for you. And by "spoiled it" I mean "saved your money." Because the movie sucks. And Yash Raj are greedy. That is all.

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Bipasha despises Kareena...

Jism star Bipasha Basu seems to be on a mission to fight with every actress in Bollywood whose name starts with a "K." Following her tiff with Kareena Kapoor, Bipasha has admitted she doesn't get along with Katrina Kaif. Katrina was set to look pretty on screen (I was going to write "act"... But than I remembered that neither Katrina nor Bipasha can't act. They can just look pretty on screen. Provided there's a makeup truck within the immediate vicinity, of course), along with Ms. Basu in the upcoming Bachna Ae Haseeno. However Katrina's scenes were cut out of the movie, prior to its release, due to it's excessive length. She had previously looked pretty with Bipasha in excessively cheesy Race.

Bipasha says,

"Yes there is a problem between Katrina and me. But there could be reasons for that. It could be because of our boyfriends (John Abraham and Salman Khan) but that never affected our work. We didn’t speak during Race but that never stopped us from shooting. I could walk up to Kareena and do that; but no, I can’t do that with Katrina. There is awkwardness between Katrina and me. We don’t talk to each other."

It's brilliant that such a charming and agreeable person got to represent India at the Seven Wonders of the World ceremony. Maybe next time India can send an axe murderer to represent them at the UN Assembly. Or Salman Khan. Whatever. It'd be hilarious both ways. Imagine Salman Khan running over Ban Ki-Moon while drunk. It would be... wait for it... LEGENDARY!!!

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