Following his desperate attempt to garner some attention for his flagging film career, Upen Patel has done the same for his flagging love life. Reports say the 36 China Town "star" (and by "star", I mean... he was in it) organized a dinner date at his house for all his friends. As long as they didn't have a penis.
Guests at his whore-house home included models Mughda Ghodse and Pia Trivedi along with a host of other socialites looking to get it on with an H-List Bollywood star.
After the festivities Upen and his whores friends proceeded to launch Jean Claude in Bandra, where they met up with another group of Upen's friends... y'know... the group with penises. Normally referred to as men.
When they asked Upen why he'd had a party without inviting them, Upen tried to back out with the excuse that cavemen used to tell other cavemen that they hate them, he said "They all just dropped by."
... Isn't it cute how desperate he is?
But I guess being considered an impecunious man, Salman Khan is bound to lead to some insecurities. Insecurities that can only be cured by means of the bottle... OR BY GETTING A FREAKING LIFE!
You heard me Upen (Actually, you probably didn't... because... let's face it... You're not awesome enough to read this blog... I'll say it anyway...), Get a freaking life instead of trying to imagine yourself into sexiness by flashing the ass on your chin every chance you get.
Note: Is it just me that finds chin dimples to be... disturbing? I know people say that they're supposed to be "hot"... But... c'mon! It's like you have a butt on top of your legs and at the bottom of your face... urgh!
The only person that can pull it off is Elisha Cuthbert... and that's because... well... because she played a pornstar... hence she's awesome.
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