I just finished watching 1-2-3 , which surprisingly wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. This led me to thinking about movies that I've watched this year that have turned out to be absolute turds.
There might be spoilers so... ummm... don't read the part below if you want to watch the movies mentioned... actually you probably should read it. You'll save yourself 2 hours of crap.
However I'd like to iterate that these are movies that I've actually heard of (Or had any interest in seeing) so sure... Hastey Hastey is probably terrible. But y'know... who cares?
5) Jimmy
The movie that was supposed to welcome Mithun Chakraborty's son into the Bollywood fraternity, turned out to be a damp squib.
The thriller would probably have been better served if it had been released as a comedy, especially following the actor's absolute commitment to make it so.
Best (Worst) Part: It's not really the worst part... but it just sets up the rest of the horrendousness (Is this a word?). When you find out the protagonist is a mechanic by day, dancing queen by night you know it's about to go downhill.
4) Saawariya
I had to pull my time period back 2 months just to accommodate this movie. Mainly because of how terrible it was. From Ranbir Kapoor's terrible overacting (Congratulations on the IIFA award by the way), to Sonam Kapoor's terrible underacting to Salman Khan's lack of acting...
This movie was terrible throughout except for the scenes with Ms. Mukherjee in them.
Best (Worst) Bit: The entire color theme of the movie. Mr. Bhansali needs to surf the internet more, if only to realize that movies that have this much blue in them usually end with both protagonists naked on the copier.
3) Welcome
Did it even have a plot? Or was it just a movie in which they tossed together marketable actors and told them to wing it?
Yeah... I thought that too.
Best (Worst) Part: When Ms. Sherawat sings to both her lovers at the same time. Or Katrina Kaif's weird eyebrow thing when she jumps in the pool. Or the stupid contest to make guys look stupid.
Yeah... there were a lot.
2) Race
Abbas-Mustan have always been the master of overrated thrillers but Race has to take the cake. Filled with predictable "twists" the movie got more ridiculous as it went along. It wasn't helped by the stupid songs.
Best (Worst) Part: When Saif Ali Khan challenges Akshaye Khanna to a race at the end. I have a better idea. Shoot him! In the face!
1) Tashan
There's nothing (positive) to be said for this movie.
I think the best way to describe this indescribable piece of trash is: Oh Noes!
Or maybe: LOL
Best (Worst) Part: When Saif Ali Khan and Akshay Kumar fight over the radio. Gangster-y.
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